July 2012
1 post
In the news today
IPS schools have increased their graduation rate by about 17%! Unfortunately it seems that they haven’t done this by providing better education, they have accomplished this by providing waivers to students so that they can graduate. 26.7% of IPS students last year graduated with a diploma using a waiver.
In case your wondering in order for a student to graduate - among other factors, it...
May 2011
2 posts
Slut Walk
http://www.slutwalktoronto.com/
So apparently a cop in Toronto made a comment about how women who dress provactively encourage others to A.) Degrade them and B.) Sexually Assault them
In response to this, Slut Walks have started popping up all over the country. Women have the right to dress however they want, while we are quite aware of the way our dress affects the male population, if would...
March 2011
2 posts
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
Funny but true Courtroom Quotes:
Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "And in what ways does it affect your memory?"
Witness: "I forget."
Lawyer: "You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?"
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Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
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Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"
Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."
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Lawyer: "Do you know how far pregnant you are now?"
Witness: "I'll be three months on November 8."
Lawyer: "Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "What were you doing at that time?"
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Lawyer: "Are you married?"
Witness: "No, I'm divorced."
Lawyer: "And what did your husband do before you divorced him?"
Witness: "A lot of things I didn't know about."
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Lawyer: "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"
Other Lawyer: "Objection. That question should be taken out and shot."
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December 2010
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July 2009
1 post
“Where we going tiny white peope.”
– Crooked Little Vein, Warrn Ellis 